BREAKING: Amex TO GIVE PLATINUM CARDMEMBERS FREE IPHONES EVERY YEAR.

Jesus fucking christ, this thread. Go read it, or save yourself ten minutes and enjoy my summary:

  1. Let’s speculate about a possible new Amex card. (A fun pursuit and a decent way to whittle away the time.)
  2. “I hope Amex decides to give every cardmember a FREE IPHONE EVERY YEAR!”
  3. “BUT WHAT ABOUT ANDROID USERS???????”
  4. A CHART WITH AVERAGE INCOMES FOR ANDROID VS iOS USERS.
  5. Five hundred more fucking posts about phones as if this is something that would EVER FUCKING HAPPEN.

I’m really grateful that FlyerTalk exists, since there are a handful of posters who consistently provide useful information, but I don’t think the forum would suffer if moderators deleted 90% of the posts that pop up there. That probably includes mine, which is fine, since I’ll always have my beloved group of three or four blog readers.

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2 thoughts on “BREAKING: Amex TO GIVE PLATINUM CARDMEMBERS FREE IPHONES EVERY YEAR.”

  1. I predict you start making $$ on this blog within a year.Thanks for sending me “premium subscriber” editions of new blogs.

    On Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 11:37 PM, Windbag Miles wrote:

    > chancepress posted: “Jesus fucking christ, this thread. Go read it, or > save yourself ten minutes and enjoy my summary: Let’s speculate about a > possible new Amex card. (A fun pursuit and a decent way to whittle away the > time.) “I hope Amex decides to give every cardmember a” >

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