Some marketing ideas for JOON, Air France’s new airline for millennials

Perhaps the only thing worse than generational thinkpieces criticizing millennials for being lazy and ill-prepared (for a world that baby boomers left as little more than a smoking pile of embers) are products marketed explicitly to millennials. There are plenty of products made with millennials in mind, but when you come right out and sayContinue reading “Some marketing ideas for JOON, Air France’s new airline for millennials”

I’m the guy who uses the bathroom right after boarding the plane. Here’s why.

I’ve seen a bunch of pile-ons on Twitter lately chastising people who use the lav right after boarding. What’s wrong with them??? What were they doing in the terminal for the last hour?!!?!?! DO THEY KNOW HOW STUPID THEY LOOK TO EVERYONE ELSE?!?!!?  Here’s the example I just found on Twitter that prompted me toContinue reading “I’m the guy who uses the bathroom right after boarding the plane. Here’s why.”

Thoughts on United’s Polaris lounge and Global First (sorry, Polaris First) class

A couple weeks ago, I flew from ORD to Brussels in United’s not-long-for-this-world Polaris First class (formerly Global First), and I had ample time to spend in the much-hyped Polaris lounge before my flight. Both of these have been reviewed (and photographed) extensively, so I’m just going to jot down some random thoughts and impressions.Continue reading “Thoughts on United’s Polaris lounge and Global First (sorry, Polaris First) class”