Hilton Honors is irritating (AKA Schrödinger’s hotel room paradox (AKA if Delta ran a hotel loyalty program))

In the past few weeks, I’ve been focusing much more heavily on the “burn” side of the “earn and burn” mantra. Part of that involved cashing out the remainder of my Hilton Honors balance on a couple nights at Hilton’s new Curio property in Rome, which looks really nice. It isn’t cheap (76,000 – 80,000Continue reading “Hilton Honors is irritating (AKA Schrödinger’s hotel room paradox (AKA if Delta ran a hotel loyalty program))”

An Aeropain in my ass: phantom Air New Zealand space and ridiculous change fee policies on Aeroplan. (Spoiler alert: this is really all Air New Zealand’s fault, but Aeroplan is still annoying sometimes.)

I’ve always liked Aeroplan. Maybe it’s the very reasonable transatlantic award rates, or the fact that the French person who says “Aeroplan” when you call their customer service number pronounces it “Ahh-yey-roh-plohn.” But this week they really tried to do their best to outdo another round of stealth Delta devaluations en route to becoming theContinue reading “An Aeropain in my ass: phantom Air New Zealand space and ridiculous change fee policies on Aeroplan. (Spoiler alert: this is really all Air New Zealand’s fault, but Aeroplan is still annoying sometimes.)”

Please Lord (who I don’t believe in), please let me be on a flight with this guy so I can fart in his face.

One Mile at a Time had an article today about Air Canada’s new ultra-exclusive business class lounge, which notably only lets you in if you’re on a paid ticket. In the comments section, there’s a reasonable debate about whether or not this is okay. The argument for it is that they have major space constraintsContinue reading “Please Lord (who I don’t believe in), please let me be on a flight with this guy so I can fart in his face.”

Emirates first class booked! Just in time for me to be bummed it won’t be on one of the new 777s.

There are two types of people: those who yearn to someday fly in Emirates first class, and those who can’t wait to tell you that it’s overrated, that the seats are actually pretty narrow, and that ________’s first class is like way WAY better. I’m happy to report that in late 2018, I will transitionContinue reading “Emirates first class booked! Just in time for me to be bummed it won’t be on one of the new 777s.”

I said I wasn’t going to apply for any more Sky Miles cards… but Delta’s pretty mailer reeled me right back in.

Sky Miles are probably the worst of the Big Three airlines’ miles to collect. Sure United and American aren’t so great themselves, but Delta devalues Sky Miles so often and so suddenly that it’s entirely conceivable that they’ll be completely worthless in a matter of months. As I’ve written about before, one of my biggerContinue reading “I said I wasn’t going to apply for any more Sky Miles cards… but Delta’s pretty mailer reeled me right back in.”

Enjoy these graphics I made to accompany an outrageously profane article about Flying Blue that I deleted.

The other night, I wrote a very profane rant about Flying Blue’s devaluation, mostly taking issue with the infuriating rhetorical gymnastics required to pitch it as a positive change. About 10 minutes after posting it, I realized it may have gone too far, so I pulled it down. I think people who subscribe to theContinue reading “Enjoy these graphics I made to accompany an outrageously profane article about Flying Blue that I deleted.”